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URBAN 3D MAX - ACTION WITH A PUNCH!
The realm of the fantasy film has been mired in realism for too long. People are insistent on counting bullets or shotgun shells, for example, and love to give stultifying lectures on gun capacity.

Our films are meant to transport you to places you would not ordinarily go, and to help you go there, please observe a few ground rules of our choosing.

GROUND RULES

1. If our hero or villain wants to reload a gun, they will. Otherwise, please imagine the armament is self-reloading, the magazine was swapped when you weren't looking, or it is an infinite magazine model.

2. If the hero is shot at and missed, the bad guys are bad shots. The fact of the matter is you don't know everything about what is going on. Maybe the bad guy missed on purpose. Bad guys had ulterior motives, you know. Watch the damn movie or go get me a drink.

3. If the geography does not match up, you are looking at the wrong map.

4. The people in these exploitation films are insane. That is why they are not intended to be role models, and it's the reason why, for the most part, they are watchable.

5. We don't care about race, ethnicity, planet of origin, height, sex, sexuality or political affiliation. Our characters are not archetypes, nor do we support lionization of our characters for social commentary. Recall our advisement re: insanity. They are all based on our lives, anyway, and we resent intrusion into our personal affairs.

6. Those of us who have kids don't let them watch this stuff.

Q&A.
Q. What if I buy the film and don't like it and want my $$$ back? A. Tell a friend how much you liked it and sell it to him, at a profit if you can. This tactic was described in Mark Twain's Huckleberry Finn at length; the Duke, the King and the Royal NoneSuch, ch. 23... You should have read it, we are not responsible for the gullibility of patrons.

Q. Who are all these actors? A. People you are going to be seeing a lot of.

Q. Who do you people think you are? A. The constitution of the United States guarantees freedom of expression and speech, and the right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. We are nobody. Just some guys. It makes us happy to make inconsequential little films full of dangerous and doped up fiends. It's cathartic. Most of this stuff is drawn from personal experience anyway. So.
Blame the people who made the movie making technology available to just anybody.

Q. I have a script. A. Is that a question? The answer is a question. How much money do you have to produce that script?





King of the Strippers is our first feature as Urban 3D Max.
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